Lil' ol' Modest Me

Alright, after a lot of begging and pleading from listeners, here is a little bit about me...I did not write this, I swear...kind of...

Marisa was born the day the music died, and then because of her unbelievable coolness, brought it back. Therefore, Marisa saved the world as we know it from a fatal case of boredom. In her younger days she experimented…no not that kind of experimentation…with different hobbies and found that roller disco was her true calling. She then moved on to a career in professional Lawn Darts after a severe case of the Bee Gees which ruined her disco career, but after assaulting a mime with one of the darts, she was forever banned from the sport. Finally after a stint as posing as Sean Connery on Jeopardy, Marisa realized her true passion…Johnny Depp. In her spare time, Marisa likes to care for baby emus and eat “emu a la king”, but that’s neither here nor there.

Seriously though, Marisa is the coolest person ever. She is so cool, that she gives people frostbite when they are near her. That is not to say she is cold, because she has the kindest most generous heart ever, and to counteract the totally wicked coolness, she is also unbelievably hot! So hot, people need shades to go near her, and so, when people get frostbite from her coolness, they simultaneously get unthawed by the hotness, and so they pretty much seem to be normal except they are forever affected by being near her.

Really, Marisa is like a six year old, however she is a really uberly smart six year old, despite being a natural Blonde, (Yay Blondes!) with an extensive vocabulary and trapped in a Greek goddess of a body.

Also, she is terribly modest, it is her only fault.

As to her likes, well, there really is only one. And that one is the one we ALL, yes ALL, refer to as the KING…ELVIS PRESLEY! In fact, Marisa is a devout member and actually the leader of the Church of Elvis as he is her God and she worships him to no end.

And remember; you are never lost, you are just an innocent victim of a temporary geographical disorientation.

-Marisa